That catchline reminds me of Red vs. blue and blood gulch.
"You ever wonder why we're here?"
"That's one of life's great mysteries isn't it? Why are we here? Is there a god, and did he put us here for a purpose? I don't know man...but it keeps me up at night."
"..."
"..."
"What? I meant why are we HERE, in this canyon?"
"Oh, uh, I don't know."
"What about all the stuff about god?"
"Oh? Nothing."
"I mean, the only reason we have a red base over here is because they have a blue base over there. And the only reason they have a blue base over there, is because we have a red base over here. II mean, if we pulled out today, they'd have TWO bases in the middle of a box canyon. Whoop-de-fucking-doo."
Also, awesome looking map, downloading