Having a happy relationship

SomeOldGuy · 12-10-2008, 07:11 PM

While this one is an oldie, it still rings true...

How a Man can make a Woman Happy

It's not difficult to make a woman happy.

A man only needs to be:
1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a sexologist
15. a doctor
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined!
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

WITHOUT FORGETTING TO:
45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping
47. be honest
48. be very rich
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO:
51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

IT IS VERY IMPORTANT:
54. Never to forget:
* birthdays
* anniversaries
* arrangements she makes

How a Woman can make a Man Happy

1. Show up naked
2. Bring Alcohol

Doctor Zyo · 12-10-2008, 08:03 PM

God I loathe generalizations.

FrenchToast · 12-10-2008, 08:24 PM

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Originally Posted by Doctor Zyo

God I loathe generalizations.

So does everyone from north carolina.

YomMamasHouse · 12-10-2008, 08:28 PM

You have to be her brother/father? Is this Arkansas we are talking about?

Innoc · 12-11-2008, 02:07 AM

It would appear that some forum members aren't finding it funny or misunderstood the intent of your post Soggy.

Doctor Zyo · 12-11-2008, 02:19 AM

I got the gest of the joke, and I appreciate the laugh, I'm just bothered by generalizations.

Quote:

Originally Posted by YomMamasHouse

You have to be her brother/father? Is this Arkansas we are talking about?

Okay, that made me laugh.

Backstaber · 12-11-2008, 03:31 AM

Thought this pic could relate to the topic.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-11-2008, 07:25 PM

iLOL'd*

*NOW IN BLACK!

SomeOldGuy · 12-11-2008, 09:20 PM

How about this one then?

Body Statistics

It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach.

One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb).

The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb.

Human thighbones are stronger than concrete.

A woman's heart beats faster than a man's.

There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet.

Women blink twice as often as men.

The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain.

Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still.

If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it.

Women reading this will be finished by now.
Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

Lost · 12-11-2008, 09:40 PM

Holy fuck, my thumbs are huge!

Doctor Zyo · 12-11-2008, 10:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lost

Holy fuck, my thumbs are huge!

You know what they say about guys with big thumbs...

Demasu · 12-12-2008, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Doctor Zyo

You know what they say about guys with big thumbs...

They need big gloves?

Doctor Zyo · 12-12-2008, 12:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Demasu

They need big gloves?

No, they're black.

12-10-2008, 07:11 PM	#1
SomeOldGuy older than dirt Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: just east of the jug handle Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	Having a happy relationship While this one is an oldie, it still rings true... How a Man can make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a carpenter 10. a plumber 11. a mechanic 12. a decorator 13. a stylist 14. a sexologist 15. a doctor 16. a psychologist 17. a pest exterminator 18. a psychiatrist 19. a healer 20. a good listener 21. an organizer 22. a good father 23. very clean 24. sympathetic 25. athletic 26. warm 27. attentive 28. gallant 29. intelligent 30. funny 31. creative 32. tender 33. strong 34. understanding 35. tolerant 36. prudent 37. ambitious 38. capable 39. courageous 40. determined! 41. true 42. dependable 43. passionate 44. compassionate WITHOUT FORGETTING TO: 45. give her compliments regularly 46. love shopping 47. be honest 48. be very rich 49. not stress her out 50. not look at other girls AND AT THE SAME TIME, YOU MUST ALSO: 51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself 52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself 53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes IT IS VERY IMPORTANT: 54. Never to forget: * birthdays * anniversaries * arrangements she makes How a Woman can make a Man Happy 1. Show up naked 2. Bring Alcohol

12-11-2008, 02:07 AM	#5
Innoc Hitman 2 1 Actual Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: "Oscar Mike" Gametype: FPS or RTS (just say NO to MMO) Affiliations: Your Mom Posts Rated Helpful 8 Times	It would appear that some forum members aren't finding it funny or misunderstood the intent of your post Soggy. __________________ Mooga on Obama: He can cut taxes. Actually do something useful. Punch Nancy Pelosi in the face. Just to name a few. You eventually run out of other people's money to spend.

12-11-2008, 09:40 PM	#10
Lost Fear teh crowbar. Retired FF Staff Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: Oklahoma Gametype: CTF ftw, yeh Posts Rated Helpful 6 Times	Holy fuck, my thumbs are huge! __________________ Do what you want cuz a pirate is free! You are a pirate!

12-10-2008, 08:03 PM	#2
Doctor Zyo Manic Necrophiliac Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Winston-Salem, North Carolina Class/Position: O: Spy D: Engineer Gametype: CTF Affiliations: :e0: Eternal Order Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	God I loathe generalizations.

12-10-2008, 08:28 PM	#4
YomMamasHouse Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Your Mom's House Posts Rated Helpful 2 Times	You have to be her brother/father? Is this Arkansas we are talking about?

12-11-2008, 03:31 AM	#7
Backstaber Custom User Title D&A Member Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: New Jersey Class/Position: Scout Offence Gametype: Capture The Flag Affiliations: None Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	Thought this pic could relate to the topic.

12-11-2008, 07:25 PM	#8
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	iLOL'd* *NOW IN BLACK!

12-11-2008, 09:20 PM	#9
SomeOldGuy older than dirt Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: just east of the jug handle Posts Rated Helpful 9 Times	How about this one then? Body Statistics It takes your food seven seconds to get from your mouth to your stomach. One human hair can support 3 kg (6 lb). The average man's penis is three times the length of his thumb. Human thighbones are stronger than concrete. A woman's heart beats faster than a man's. There are about one trillion bacteria on each of your feet. Women blink twice as often as men. The average person's skin weighs twice as much as the brain. Your body uses 300 muscles to balance itself when you are standing still. If saliva cannot dissolve something, you cannot taste it. Women reading this will be finished by now. Men who read this are probably still busy checking their thumbs.

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