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07-25-2009, 01:01 AM | #1 | |
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Polish Woman Sues Egyptian Hotel Claiming 13-Year-Old Daughter Got Pregnant From Pool
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07-25-2009, 01:08 AM | #2 |
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Little whore.
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07-25-2009, 01:20 AM | #3 |
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possible but insanely unlikely
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07-25-2009, 01:29 AM | #4 |
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So is her cherry popped or not?
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07-25-2009, 01:35 AM | #5 | |
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The odds have to be something like Infinity-1,000 or something......
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07-25-2009, 02:03 AM | #6 |
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I imagine the chlorine from the pool would kill off any little swimmers making a getaway. Maybe she swallowed some and thats how it happened.
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07-25-2009, 02:19 AM | #7 | |
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I could be wrong, but I think light kills them first.
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07-25-2009, 02:58 AM | #8 |
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sadly light does not kill sperm... it can survive in the open as long as it is moist
and direct contact with pure chlorine will kill sperm immediately and it will only survive seconds in contact with water So unless a guy came in the water right next to the girl than this is nearly impossible
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07-25-2009, 03:07 AM | #9 |
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And a very low probability that it was a fresh water pool, with all the nasty little hotel children roaming through.
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07-25-2009, 04:21 AM | #10 |
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07-25-2009, 04:23 AM | #11 |
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Can you get pregnant in a pool? Yes, but only if someone is fucking you.
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07-25-2009, 05:03 AM | #12 |
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Egypt doesn't use chlorine in their pools.
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07-25-2009, 06:47 AM | #13 |
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07-25-2009, 11:25 AM | #14 |
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Any chances of the pool getting put on a sex offender list?
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07-25-2009, 12:23 PM | #15 |
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Wins.
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07-25-2009, 04:49 PM | #16 |
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Hahaha, by far he does.
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