You laugh, you lose! - Page 46

Ihmhi · 12-24-2007, 05:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Suite307

http://pown.alluc.org/?uid=353

That's from the AMV Hell series, quite possibly some of the best AMVs evar.

...except for AMV Hell 0, that was just wrong. S=

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-24-2007, 11:35 AM

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Originally Posted by jewbagel

http://img155.imageshack.us/img155/2178/119445312928417a1157aj2.jpg

I LOST so much

zSilver_Fox · 12-25-2007, 05:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihmhi

That's from the AMV Hell series, quite possibly some of the best AMVs evar.

...except for AMV Hell 0, that was just wrong. S=

I liked AMV Hell 0

...

MORE CORN!

Ihmhi · 12-25-2007, 06:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by zSilver_Fox

I liked AMV Hell 0

...

MORE CORN!

More corn, you say?

Also:

Look at Andrew W.K.'s shirt and just think for a sec...

neoslak · 12-25-2007, 06:53 AM

LMFAO!!!

AWK does in fact kick ass =]

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-25-2007, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihmhi

More corn, you say?

Also:

Look at Andrew W.K.'s shirt and just think for a sec...

OMG BOOBIES!

Suite307 · 12-26-2007, 08:17 AM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldB...ews.php?cat=42

BinaryLife · 12-26-2007, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ihmhi

More corn, you say?

Also:

Look at Andrew W.K.'s shirt and just think for a sec...

I hate the crap out of you for that.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-26-2007, 07:10 PM

Etzell · 12-27-2007, 06:58 AM

Nuk3m · 12-27-2007, 05:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Etzell

Ah the bright green hurts the eyes!

Hawk Eye · 12-27-2007, 06:32 PM

That guy shouldn't leave his lamp on while watching television.

zSilver_Fox · 12-28-2007, 03:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Etzell

Snopes.com?

nodnarb · 12-28-2007, 04:14 AM

the green thing is apparently a anti-bandwith thing, here is the real thing..
http://graphics2.snopes.com/photos/r...phics/fire.jpg

zSilver_Fox · 12-28-2007, 04:17 AM

They use that whenever someone tries to hotlink their images.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqOJD...eature=related

For some reason I found that funny.

KubeDawg · 12-28-2007, 05:09 AM

Metal By Numbers

Watch the entire video

neoslak · 12-28-2007, 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Metal By Numbers

Watch the entire video

"Watch out for the Screamo kids doin Karate kicks. Dude, you look gay-tarded"

YESS!!!

Ihmhi · 12-28-2007, 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Metal By Numbers

Watch the entire video

I almost spat out my coffee. Thank you, truly. thank you for this.

Lyrics:

Quote:

Metal By Numbers
Music by Scott Ian
Lyrics by Brian Posehn

VERSE 1:
They’ve killed METAL twice, but it will never really die!
It’s kind of like a zombie or even that Jesus guy…

So grab your friends, some instruments and start a metal band
Just sing about death, Egypt and wizards or rip off Ayn Rand

We’re coming to the end of the first verse…
Then comes the breakdown, a pretty chorus and then the second verse.

I know I just rhymed verse with verse
That’s because I’m sooo METAL, bitch, where’s your fucking purse?

PRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

CHORUS:
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a baby could do it, just give it a try
Just sound like Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

SECOND VERSE:
I have to change my voice to make me sound (gang) MAD!
If I tried to sing clean it would make your ears (gang) SAD!

This is the (gang) GANG VOCAL and I’ll tell you the (gang) TRUTH!
It’s four sweaty dudes yelling in a (gang) BOOTH!

Music really sucks now Posers and trendy FOOLS
But compared to Coldplay and Nelly, EVEN SHITTY METAL RULES!
It’s metal by numbers, it’s not arithmetic
John Mayer, Kelly Clarkson…they all can suck my PENIS!

PRE-CHORUS(BREAKDOWN):

BREAKDOWN!!! In this part it sounds like the singer wants to fight…
BREAKDOWN!!! Don’t be scared, the chorus will make it all alright

CHORUS:
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a monkey could do it, just give it a try
Copy Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

MOSH PART:
(BUILD UP)
Here it comes! C’mon! All Right!
ARE YOU ALMOST READY??
Dammit! I missed it!

(SPOKEN) This is the mosh part! MOSH!!!
Or don’t. It’s your call. I just stand in the back and try not to get hit. Watch out for the shirtless white trash guys. They’ll punch you and they stink. And look out for the screamo kids practicing their karate kicks. Dude, you look gaytarded. Oh no. Here comes a giant Mexican - he looks really pissed. I wish everybody would put their shirts back on, it’s kind of gross. Is this part still going? Here comes the lead break…Oh, not yet. Here it comes… here it comes. GO!

SOLO(Jon Donais)

CHORUS:
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
Follow these rules and you will see
Cookie monster vocals or yell like a wookie
Metal by numbers, COOKIE, COOKIE, COOKIE!
Metal by numbers, 1, 2, 3
THIS IS THE GAY PART, with melody
Even a retard could do it, JUST GIVE IT A TRY!
Steal from Maiden or Metallica or Every Time I Die

zSilver_Fox · 12-28-2007, 04:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by KubeDawg

Metal By Numbers

Watch the entire video

More epic win than my erotic role playing last night on my BE mage!

Suite307 · 12-29-2007, 01:12 AM

http://break.com/index/david-blaine-street-magic-3.html

12-28-2007, 04:17 AM	#915
zSilver_Fox IRL Combat Medic Join Date: Mar 2007 Location: Ethanol Land Class/Position: D Medic Gametype: Conca Jumping Affiliations: ^iv Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	They use that whenever someone tries to hotlink their images. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wqOJD...eature=related For some reason I found that funny. __________________ I have a nasopharyngeal and webcam... First infraction! Flaming! Last edited by zSilver_Fox; 12-28-2007 at 04:58 AM.

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KubeDawg Nade Whore Server Owner Beta Tester Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Oklahoma Class/Position: Scout/Soldier Gametype: CTF/TDM Affiliations: blunt. Moto Posts Rated Helpful 128 Times	Metal By Numbers Watch the entire video __________________ Moto's Funhouse \| Dallas, TX - 74.91.114.247:27015 ff_plunder - Complete

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neoslak [NMD] Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Hull, Uk Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	LMFAO!!! AWK does in fact kick ass =]

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