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Old 12-27-2007, 05:47 AM   #1
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Riddle Me This!

You are driving in a car at a constant speed. On your left side is a 'drop off', (The ground is 18-20 inches below the level you are traveling on), and on your right side is a fire engine traveling at the same speed as you. In front of you is a galloping horse, which is the same size as your car and you cannot overtake it. Behind you is a galloping zebra. Both the horse and zebra are also traveling at the same speed as you. What must you do to safely get out of this highly dangerous situation ?


























































Answer : Get your drunk ass off the merry go round. ( Highlight This Shizzle. )

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Old 12-27-2007, 06:22 AM   #2
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...Nothing. Everything's at the same speed anyway, and there's obviously enough room.
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Old 12-27-2007, 06:31 AM   #3
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I would say it's a dangerous situation still.

My advice, slam on the brakes, let the zebra go flying. You're set.
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Old 12-27-2007, 07:10 AM   #4
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That's a classic, but I aint gonna spoil it for the others
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Old 12-27-2007, 07:15 AM   #5
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"dangerous situation" misleads.
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Old 12-27-2007, 09:31 AM   #7
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You must beep your horn to scare away the horse and the zebra!
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You must beep your horn to scare away the horse and the zebra!
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Old 12-27-2007, 03:27 PM   #9
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It sucks for the people using the ff theme.. =/
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Old 12-27-2007, 03:31 PM   #10
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...Nothing. Everything's at the same speed anyway, and there's obviously enough room.

Yeah, unless the zebra is tailgating you there's nothing to worry about.

Of course, if the zebra IS tailgating you, then just break test his ass.
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