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Old 03-30-2005, 09:43 PM   #1
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Old skool fortress sites

Anyone remember www.UKFortress.com , just stumbled on this site man its been years since ive been there.

Check the genius of If TFC was a text adventure

http://www.ukfortress.com/articles/textadventure/

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You are on the bridge. Coming towards you is a big fat man with a huge gun. He appears confused and is looking at the floor. Exits: north, east, west.
>examine fat man
He is carrying a fearsome looking gun. As you get closer to him, he notices you and you hear a whirring noise. He seems to be trying to shoot you.
>inv
you are carrying:
- shotgun
- nailgun
- 4 grenades
- 3 concussion grenades
>use concussion grenade with fat man
You throw a concussion grenade at the fat man and he flies off the bridge into the water! You can still hear him. He is still shooting.
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Old 03-30-2005, 10:04 PM   #2
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k hwguy

Your shotgun <><<<ERADICATES<>>>< a blue hwguy


oh boy
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Old 03-30-2005, 11:05 PM   #3
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http://www.planetfortress.com/postalshop/phattf.html
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Old 03-31-2005, 05:22 AM   #4
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Those both were freaking hilarious.
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Old 03-31-2005, 06:32 AM   #5
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I thought Gamespy removed all phat dragon content from phl.
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Old 03-31-2005, 07:28 AM   #6
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UK fortress now that's been ages ;o
This is about the oldest site I can think of: www.thepoocrew.com
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Old 03-31-2005, 09:22 AM   #7
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I thought Gamespy removed all phat dragon content from phl.
why would they want to do that
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Old 03-31-2005, 11:09 AM   #8
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The only reason I can think of is because they are arseholes :/
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