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Old 02-16-2008, 01:26 PM   #1141
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The American Whose irritates me a little bit. They all seem to SHOUT and the audience are overly hyper and howl with laughter at every single thing. They cheered and clapped just at the bowl being filled up with cream. ...Heh
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Old 02-16-2008, 09:41 PM   #1142
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The American Whose irritates me a little bit. They all seem to SHOUT and the audience are overly hyper and howl with laughter at every single thing. They cheered and clapped just at the bowl being filled up with cream. ...Heh
Well duh, it's America.
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Old 02-17-2008, 07:44 PM   #1145
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The American Whose irritates me a little bit. They all seem to SHOUT and the audience are overly hyper and howl with laughter at every single thing. They cheered and clapped just at the bowl being filled up with cream. ...Heh
I can't stand anything recorded live that has an audience. Stupid bitches yell and scream at the top of the shitty lungs they have. It's like...

"SHUT THE FUCK UP YOU CUNTS. THIS IS FOR LISTENING/VIEWING. YOUR LIPS DO NOT FACTOR INTO THE EQUATION."

This is why you don't take women to concerts.
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Old 02-17-2008, 09:30 PM   #1146
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I wonder if these people watch it on tv and go "Oh my GOD! That's my retarded yelplaughsneezecaughhiccupfart noise in he background! I'm famous!
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Old 02-18-2008, 12:23 AM   #1147
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Nah - can't hear themselves over tens of other people doing the same thing. D:
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:45 PM   #1149
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Old 02-19-2008, 09:55 PM   #1150
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Old 02-19-2008, 11:56 PM   #1151
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Old 02-20-2008, 12:36 AM   #1152
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Old 02-20-2008, 03:56 AM   #1153
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Old 02-20-2008, 06:21 AM   #1155
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Alright...I'm actually going to type this out, even though I'm sure there is a video clip of it somewhere. Yesterday at work, our boss brought his Satelite Radio to work, and let us enjoy some of the channels. One of them was a comedy channel. I heard one of the sickest jokes I've ever heard...and I laughed like hell at it. I ran it through my head several times, so that I could remember to post it here. I will warn you, though....this is a REALLY SICK joke...up there with "The Aristocrats" joke. Read on at your own risk!

Two guys are sitting in a bar. One guy says, "Did I ever tell you that I was in the Special Forces?" The other guy replies, "No... you didn't."
"Well," the first guy continues, "I was taught how to survive just about anywhere. I once survived a month in the desert, with no food or water."
"Bullshit!" Calls out the other guy. "There is no way in Hell a human being can survive that long. No fucking way at all."
The first guy says, "Well, they teach you to do that in the Special Forces. You learn to drink your own piss, and eat your own shit, to survive."
"Wait, you're telling me you ate your own shit?! Come on, man...do I look that stupid to you?"
"Want me to prove it?"
The second guy ponders that for a second..."Yeah. Cuz if you can do that, I know a way we can make some serious money."
The first guy stands up, reaches into his pants, grunts, and pulls out a handfull of shit. Without missing a beat, he eats the whole thing.
The second guy looks on, absolutely stunned. "I don't fucking believe it. That's amazing!"
First guy says, "Alright, now...about this money making scheme you have in mind...."
The second guy says, "Meet me back here tomorrow night, same time. Just come hungry."
The first guy agrees.
The next day comes, and the first guy is sitting in the bar when the second guy walks in with a few other guys. They all sit down at the table and order drinks. The second guy says, "These guys are betting me $10,000 each that you can't eat your own shit."
The first guy says, "Well, I guess it's time." He calls for the waitress to bring him a plate. He stands up, drops his pants, and takes a big shit on the plate. He zips up, places the plate on the table, and sits back down. He looks at the pile on the plate, and starts gagging, and pukes on the plate full of shit. The second guy turns pale as a sheet, and the guys he brought with him demand their money. Upon not receiving it, they beat the hell out of both guys. The second guy looks at the first guy with his unswollen eye, and says, "What the hell happened?! I saw you eat it yesterday!!"
The first guy says, "There was a hair in it."
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http://www.reuters.com/news/video?vi...videoChannel=4

Am I the only one that finds this hilarious?
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Old 02-20-2008, 10:36 PM   #1159
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