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Old 01-14-2009, 07:44 PM   #1
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probably old..

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Old 01-14-2009, 07:50 PM   #2
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That's, uh... that's somethin'.

Some googlin' says it's old, though. Sorry.
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Old 01-14-2009, 08:08 PM   #3
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Old 01-14-2009, 09:07 PM   #4
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Old 01-15-2009, 09:52 AM   #5
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I've read it before but...

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Can you imagine waking up in the middle of the night to find your son plowing you? At least he was smart enough to not do her in the vagina hole. And she didn't do anything about it when she woke up? That's the best part.
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Old 01-15-2009, 12:41 PM   #6
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lol but fake
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Old 01-15-2009, 02:36 PM   #7
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Lock your door at night, perhaps, woman.
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Old 01-16-2009, 12:53 AM   #8
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of course its a troll.. what, did you guys think it was real? its just a really fucking funny trolling attempt!
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Old 01-16-2009, 01:56 AM   #9
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Don't know what to say...
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Old 01-17-2009, 10:53 PM   #10
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Gave me an erection.
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Old 01-18-2009, 01:41 AM   #11
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This is one of those stories.......

you keep to yourself or your immediate family. I say while he is sleeping you rape him with a broom handle up is ass to teach him a lesson. If he likes it then practice choking the little bastard until he knows you mean business. A few throat punches always gets the point across and possibly break his ankles as like in "Misery". Now if none of these are very effective you will probally have to cave his chest it with a .45 slug since you brought him into this world it is your job to take his sick ass out. If more people would kill there crazy kids this world would be a better place. How make shots does it take to get to the middle of a problem......One.......Twooooo.......three.

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Old 01-18-2009, 01:25 PM   #12
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I stopped reading after the first paragraph.
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Old 01-20-2009, 07:57 PM   #13
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You shouldn't let people like me see the URL for that site....

So many possible hours of entertainment.
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