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Old 12-09-2007, 03:44 PM   #761
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This is hillarious.
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Old 12-09-2007, 08:42 PM   #762
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^ lol silly americans anything for a buck
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:02 PM   #763
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LMAO!!!

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It is!, Photochop?
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:40 PM   #764
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Heh

The facial expressions and mannerisms remind me off. It's the eyes and glasses:

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lol silly Americans eat muffins at breakfast time...
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Old 12-09-2007, 09:51 PM   #765
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Yes, Paft.

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One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.
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Old 12-10-2007, 12:46 AM   #766
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Ok, THAT was great!
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Old 12-10-2007, 07:30 AM   #767
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THAT WAS AWESOME!
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:18 AM   #768
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Old 12-10-2007, 03:20 PM   #769
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Old 12-10-2007, 05:20 PM   #770
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:02 PM   #771
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I absolutely lost. I laughed out loud while I was at work.
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Old 12-10-2007, 06:37 PM   #772
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ALL THESE DISNEY MOVIES WERE A LIE!
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Old 12-10-2007, 10:12 PM   #773
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ALL THESE DISNEY MOVIES WERE A LIE!
http://break.com/index/dude-sings-bo...ale-parts.html
JASMINE WAS A DUDE??????!!!!!

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Old 12-10-2007, 10:18 PM   #774
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Double post worthy:

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Old 12-10-2007, 10:52 PM   #775
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Old 12-11-2007, 12:31 AM   #776
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ALL THESE DISNEY MOVIES WERE A LIE!
http://break.com/index/dude-sings-bo...ale-parts.html
Bad lip sync job.
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Old 12-11-2007, 09:55 PM   #777
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Old 12-11-2007, 10:13 PM   #778
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I didn't lose, untill... "That's beatiful, man!"

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Old 12-11-2007, 11:03 PM   #780
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YES!!!

Clerks is awesome.

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