You laugh, you lose! - Page 39

nodnarb · 12-09-2007, 03:44 PM

This is hillarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxwAU_xAMk

EquilibriuM · 12-09-2007, 08:42 PM

^ lol silly americans anything for a buck

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-09-2007, 09:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by neoslak

LMAO!!!

Is that an ad for Funeral Services?

It is!, Photochop?

Paft · 12-09-2007, 09:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nodnarb

This is hillarious.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxwAU_xAMk

Heh

The facial expressions and mannerisms remind me off. It's the eyes and glasses:

another image

Quote:

^ lol silly americans anything for a buck

lol silly Americans eat muffins at breakfast time...

zSilver_Fox · 12-09-2007, 09:51 PM

Yes, Paft.

Quote:

One evening last week, my girlfriend and I were getting into bed.

Well, the passion starts to heat up, and she eventually says, "I don't feel like it, I just want you to hold me."

I said, "WHAT??!! What was that?!"

So she says the words that every boyfriend on the planet dreads to hear...

"You're just not in touch with my emotional needs as a woman enough for me to satisfy your physical needs as a man."

She responded to my puzzled look by saying, "Can't you just love me for who I am and not what I do for you in the bedroom?"

Realizing that nothing was going to happen that night, I went to sleep.

The very next day I opted to take the day off of work to spend time with her. We went out to a nice lunch and then went shopping at a big, big unnamed department store. I walked around with her while she tried on several different very expensive outfits. She couldn't decide which one to take, so I told her we'd just buy them all. She wanted new shoes to compliment her new clothes, so I said, "Lets get a pair for each outfit."

We went on to the jewelry department where she picked out a pair of diamond earrings. Let me tell you... she was so excited. She must have thought I was one wave short of a shipwreck. I started to think she was testing me because she asked for a tennis bracelet when she doesn't even know how to play tennis.

I think I threw her for a loop when I said, "That's fine, honey." She was almost nearing sexual satisfaction from all of the excitement. Smiling with excited anticipation, she finally said, "I think this is all dear, let's go to the cashier."

I could hardly contain myself when I blurted out, "No honey, I don't feel like it."

Her face just went completely blank as her jaw dropped with a baffled, "WHAT?"

I then said, "Honey! I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while. You're just not in touch with my financial needs as a man enough for me to satisfy your shopping needs as a woman."

And just when she had this look like she was going to kill me, I added, "Why can't you just love me for who I am and not for the things I buy you?"

Apparently I'm not having sex tonight either....but at least that bitch knows I'm smarter than her.

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-10-2007, 12:46 AM

Ok, THAT was great!

KubeDawg · 12-10-2007, 07:30 AM

THAT WAS AWESOME!

GeoKill-----> · 12-10-2007, 10:18 AM

lol I lose

Heed · 12-10-2007, 03:20 PM

I lol'd.

Everything · 12-10-2007, 05:20 PM

That bitch got told.

BinaryLife · 12-10-2007, 06:02 PM

I absolutely lost. I laughed out loud while I was at work.

Suite307 · 12-10-2007, 06:37 PM

ALL THESE DISNEY MOVIES WERE A LIE!
http://break.com/index/dude-sings-bo...ale-parts.html

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-10-2007, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suite307

ALL THESE DISNEY MOVIES WERE A LIE!
http://break.com/index/dude-sings-bo...ale-parts.html

JASMINE WAS A DUDE??????!!!!!

FUCK!

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-10-2007, 10:18 PM

Double post worthy:

http://www.break.com/index/microsoft...gy-parody.html

Suite307 · 12-10-2007, 10:52 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM

Iggy · 12-11-2007, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suite307

ALL THESE DISNEY MOVIES WERE A LIE!
http://break.com/index/dude-sings-bo...ale-parts.html

Bad lip sync job.

Suite307 · 12-11-2007, 09:55 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo

פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ · 12-11-2007, 10:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Suite307

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo

I didn't lose, untill... "That's beatiful, man!"

*edit*
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n6lzEhoXads&NR=1

Zodiac · 12-11-2007, 11:03 PM

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tmIaLGjA_4E

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/1...-i-loveded-you

http://icanhascheezburger.com/2007/1...e-fluffy-beard

http://icanhascheezburger.files.word...ls-ate-eat.jpg

neoslak · 12-11-2007, 11:03 PM

YES!!!

Clerks is awesome.

I lol'd

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12-09-2007, 03:44 PM	#761
nodnarb Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	This is hillarious. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNxwAU_xAMk

12-10-2007, 12:46 AM	#766
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Ok, THAT was great!

12-10-2007, 03:20 PM	#769
Heed Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	I lol'd.

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BinaryLife Posts: 1 bajillion D&A Member Wiki Team Join Date: Mar 2007 Gametype: CTF Posts Rated Helpful 5 Times	I absolutely lost. I laughed out loud while I was at work.

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Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	ALL THESE DISNEY MOVIES WERE A LIE! http://break.com/index/dude-sings-bo...ale-parts.html

12-10-2007, 10:18 PM	#774
פֿяαιп βαмαgεפ Annoying people since 1986 Join Date: Sep 2007 Location: Belgium a.k.a. absurdistan Class/Position: O fatty, pyro - D engy, pyro Gametype: CTF Affiliations: This space for rent. Posts Rated Helpful 1 Times	Double post worthy: http://www.break.com/index/microsoft...gy-parody.html

12-10-2007, 10:52 PM	#775
Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p_81l4DXlwM

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Suite307 Join Date: Mar 2007 Posts Rated Helpful 0 Times	http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5D-9X3ooFvo

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