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Old 03-18-2010, 04:46 AM   #1
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Desktop Dungeons

http://www.qcfdesign.com/?cat=20

This could be the best game ever made. Ever. In the history of video games. Guys, we can just stop now. The best game has been made.

A typical game goes like this:

1. You pick your race and class.

2. You pick what dungeon you want to do.

3. You play a rogue-like puzzle-esque game where revealing the map regenerates your health and mana.

4. You lose because you suck ass at it and you blame luck. A typical game only lasts 10-15 minutes.

5. You start to win because you figure out some super cool little things.

6. You start to win a lot, unlocking tons of classes and al the dungeons and races.

7. And then you try to beat the Factory with a Wizard and you slit your wrists because the game went from HARD to EASY to FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCKING PIECE OF FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK

I love this game. Elf Transmuter>Human Warlord.
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:18 PM   #2
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Going to try it. Remind me of Ulitima from the screens.
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Old 03-18-2010, 05:32 PM   #3
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lol

30 seconds in....



Great find dude, this thing is quick fun and plays from a usb stick.

Great for a coffee break.
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Old 03-19-2010, 12:36 AM   #4
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I died in two steps my first game. Second game and I'm about to clear the map.

Linking me to this game was a mistake.
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Old 03-19-2010, 01:21 AM   #5
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I died in about 3 steps my first.. after a few runs I managed to beat the first level with a halfling thief. Fun stuff.
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Old 03-19-2010, 02:54 AM   #6
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It gets REALLY hard after you beat the boss a first time. Like, 20% harder. On purpose.

But then you figure some things out, maybe get a little lucky, and things start to click.

I'm telling you guys, I've been playing the game for about a week and it hasn't gone stale. Still have 5 classes to unlock (I have all of the 'core' linked classes... have to fucking beat this one level with a Wizard and... jesus christ that's not happening).

This is probably one of the best games ever made. Ever. I'd love to see this thing put on consoles with some updated graphics, more content (levels, classes, races, gods, glyphs, etc), and a kickass sound track.

I'd pay $20 for it for sure.
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Old 03-23-2010, 08:51 PM   #7
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Yeah dude I would pay some points to get it on xbox.

Hard is an understatement. This game has been pissing me off but I stilll play a map several time a day. lol

Beating 2 bosses with a wizard? feck!
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Old 03-24-2010, 07:21 PM   #8
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lol

So I was set to win this one when I converted a glyph that was not part of my evil plans. that way I could get 2 fireball strikes with full mana....



FUCK YOU BINLOR!!!!!!!!!
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Old 03-25-2010, 02:07 AM   #9
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Oh man, I've done that one too! The Snake Pit is a fucking bitch as the fighter as well!

I'm going through all of the classes on The Crypt so I can increase my total cash stores for some domination with one of the special classes.

I don't think I'll ever beat The Factory with the wizard . Too fucking haaaard.
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