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Old 08-24-2009, 07:54 PM   #1
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My College English Prof taught Obama...

IN THE 8TH GRADE.

That is all.
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Old 08-24-2009, 08:30 PM   #2
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Ask him what it feels like to have tought a FAILURE.
j/k lulz
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How do you even remember your eight graders decades later?
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:20 AM   #4
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Ask him what it feels like to have tought a FAILURE.
j/k lulz
Can I ask yours how it feels to have TAUGHT a failure?

Lulz.
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:23 AM   #5
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:27 AM   #6
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Sounds like a porno.
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Old 08-25-2009, 12:54 AM   #7
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Old 08-25-2009, 02:11 AM   #8
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Someone is jealous.
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:24 AM   #9
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hurrr obama is a dumb socialist ararcho-nazi marxist that hates whites people

ps ron paul 2012
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Old 08-25-2009, 05:16 AM   #10
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nazis are white, just fyi.
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Old 08-25-2009, 01:31 PM   #11
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But... I'm white and I'm not a nazi? Does that make me black inside?
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Old 08-25-2009, 03:03 PM   #12
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But... I'm white and I'm not a nazi? Does that make me black inside?
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Old 08-25-2009, 05:18 PM   #13
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How do you even remember your eight graders decades later?

My 1st Grade, 2nd, and 5th grade teachers all remember me.
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They tend to remember the kids that murder the class pets.
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My 1st Grade, 2nd, and 5th grade teachers all remember me.
It's not hard when you're only in the 6th grade.
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Teachers always remembers their teachers pet's.
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The pet's what?
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Old 08-25-2009, 08:37 PM   #18
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THE IRONY OF THAT IN THIS THREAD MAKES MY HEART SMILE.
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Old 08-25-2009, 11:46 PM   #19
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It's not hard when you're only in the 6th grade.
I wish, because then I wouldn't smoke nor drink and my Lungs wouldn't look like the fat chick's vag that ya tapping.. BLACK VOID!

I can do insults too, now go die in a ditch, or I'll insult you a second time with Satan's meat stick.
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Old 08-26-2009, 07:55 AM   #20
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What grade did he give him???

I would like to know how Obama faired in 8th grade english. I was way too busy trying to get my penis inside a vagina so I am guessing I did not fair to well with my grades but maybe Obama did better then me.

Unfortunately English Teachers are only two steps away from standing in the middle of the doorway to the Seventh Gate of hell. Just ask Johnny Depp. They beat you down with adverbs and pronouns on innocent children and young adults alike. FU English teachers for spinning your web of proper written and verbal hate of the devils language you have created.

English Teachers = EPIC FAIL

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