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Old 04-17-2008, 03:05 PM   #1
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.asshole` vs sYn

Well, I guess Illo didn't like our write up so he asked me to make a better one. Here it goes!

Rd1 our server.. we share secrets and play bingo (dche won.. again) until sYn arrives and the match goes underway.

we were all like SCOUT RUSH touch!
they were all like... SCOUT RUSH touch!
we were all like CAP!
they were all like aww...
we were all like CAP!
they were all like CAP!
we were all like CAP CAP!
they were all like CAP!
we were all like toss! CAP! CAP!
they were all like wtf m8 i fink dey h4cks.. CAP!
we were all like CAP! CAP CAP CAP!
they were all like CAP CAP!
we were all like damn son dey b catching up, CAP CAP CAP CAP CAP!
they were all like CAP CAP CAP!
we were all like sg on bottom? go top! cap cap cap cap!
they were all like blowing shit up, CAP CAP CAP!
we were all like here you take it. CAP CAP CAP CAP!
they were all like shit, move sg!.. CAP CAP
we were all like, oh noes sg on fr floor! still go top! CAP CAP CAP CAP CAP!
they were all like WRENCH KILL ON TEH_RAPE (just for you vicious =p) CAP CAP!
we were all like CAP CAP CAP CAP CAP!
they were all like, dey d iz guud
we were all like CAP! CAP! CAP!.... CAP!
they were all like daayyummm son... CAP!
we were all like CAP CAP CAP CAP Give me the flag for nades, ok! CAP!
they were all like CAP CAP CAP!
we were all like shit, round is almost over! CAP CAP CAP!
they were all like CAP!
we were all like CAP!
they were all like gg.
we were all like gg.

460-200 us. (and yes count them all damnit)

Rd 2- Their server, I tricked dche into thinking we were playing checkers when we were actually playing chess. Victory goes to me.

we were all like cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap
they were all like cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap cap
we were all like cap.
they were all like gg
we were all like gg

690-320 us

Ok illo if you're not happy now.. you're a whore.
I should get paid for this shit.
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Old 04-17-2008, 03:13 PM   #2
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Quite possibly the greatest writeup ever... ever.

Wish I'd been there

gg .asshole` and gg sYn
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Old 04-17-2008, 05:48 PM   #3
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THIS IS AWESOME!

- NOTE - Our demoman didn't show up for the match, that's why u capped so much.

/excuse for sucking.
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Old 04-17-2008, 05:50 PM   #4
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(. o `) <---- looks like an asshole!

had to be explained to me, but that is fucking hilarious...
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Old 04-17-2008, 06:06 PM   #5
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THIS IS AWESOME!

- NOTE - Our demoman didn't show up for the match, that's why u capped so much.

/excuse for sucking.

haha kube always has the best excuses
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Old 04-17-2008, 06:18 PM   #6
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(. o `) <---- looks like an asshole!

had to be explained to me, but that is fucking hilarious...
Haha, it started when they invited me to the "orbital" steam group.. it looked like (. o`) for the tag... I don't think anyone can tell me that doesn't look like an asshole with pimples. so I decided to change my tag to .asshole`
The End.
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:07 PM   #7
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I actually chose the tag originally for that asshole.
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:38 PM   #8
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woah, orbital must think they're good now
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Woa - gator must be gay now
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Old 04-17-2008, 08:54 PM   #10
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woah, orbital must think they're good now
Why? because I made a write up?

http://www.orbital.tystatic.com/foru...c.php?f=8&t=18
http://www.orbital.tystatic.com/foru...c.php?f=8&t=10

It's not the first time sugar tits, so get used to it.
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:03 PM   #11
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Why? because I made a write up?

http://www.orbital.tystatic.com/foru...c.php?f=8&t=18
http://www.orbital.tystatic.com/foru...c.php?f=8&t=10

It's not the first time sugar tits, so get used to it.
nice site...I like the theme!
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Old 04-17-2008, 09:45 PM   #12
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Now you all know why our original name was clan goatse.
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Old 04-17-2008, 10:33 PM   #13
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Now you all know why our original name was clan goatse.
you know this is the FF forums right...
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:22 PM   #14
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you know this is the FF forums right...
Just sayin'. I would never link such a monstrosity.
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Old 04-17-2008, 11:57 PM   #15
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woah, orbital must think they're good now
they won cause I wasnt there...
yes we wons the internet game
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quit having a hard on for us
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Old 04-18-2008, 03:20 AM   #17
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Just sayin'. I would never link such a monstrosity.
case and point...I meant that no body would understand what you were hinting at.
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