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Old 01-19-2009, 11:47 PM   #1
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Obscure Nerdy Pickup Line

As I was playing picross on my DS. As I was drawing the Virtual Boy, I thought that the there has to be some awesomely obscure pickup lines out there.

Keep then awesome and obscure. While "Want ot blow on my cartage because I plug it in and start playing" is funny, it's doesn't meet the pure awesomeness of "Hey baby, want to seizure on my Virtual Boy?"
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:10 AM   #2
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:10 AM   #3
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Old 01-20-2009, 12:30 AM   #4
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:19 AM   #5
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Old 01-20-2009, 01:20 AM   #6
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now THAT one was funny
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Old 01-20-2009, 02:06 AM   #7
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Old 01-21-2009, 01:44 PM   #8
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I was helping a chick with C++ last night and she asked me: "Can I show you my source code?"
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Old 01-21-2009, 02:03 PM   #9
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Old 01-23-2009, 02:44 AM   #10
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I was helping a chick with C++ last night and she asked me: "Can I show you my source code?"
Nice save...way to make up for the thread opening!
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I'm tempted to sneak up on her and ask to see her source code
(OMG She's so HOT >.<)
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Old 01-23-2009, 05:34 AM   #12
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I'm tempted to sneak up on her and ask to see her source code
(OMG She's so HOT >.<)
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Old 01-23-2009, 06:40 AM   #14
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hope she doesnt have any bugs!
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Old 01-23-2009, 01:34 PM   #16
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Old 01-23-2009, 07:27 PM   #18
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..... cuz I was infected by the love bug the moment my eyes beheld you!




no. that is corney.
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Old 01-23-2009, 08:25 PM   #20
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..... cuz I was infected by the love bug the moment my eyes beheld you!




no. that is corney.
Right...and no one else in this thread played the corny card...
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