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Old 05-05-2010, 09:13 AM   #1841
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I'm not Asian...but my hot babe wife from China is. Shenyang China.

Every night I have my unit/tool/junk buried in Yellow goodness.
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Old 05-09-2010, 01:01 PM   #1842
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that brings a fookin tear to my eye.......

A tear feel down my cheek when I had heard you were living the Yellow dream sound. To be buried in Yellow goodness is something that all of mankind and hot lesbians should have the chance to experience. I almost married an Asian cheerleader way back when but she didn't mix well with my family of black midget jews from Mongolia. It seems that Mongolia hates all SOB's. That reminds me.......when is the last time you heard news about mongolia??? I can remember one fooking news article I have ever read about them. By all means someone out there post me some mongolian news since when I google them all I get is http://www.mongliancheerleaderswithc...andbeardsm.com. Not a bad website but try not to eat when viewing.

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Old 05-14-2010, 09:36 AM   #1843
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the most powerfull substance in the world.....

It can sometimes make ýour eyes burn and it can cause mass hysteria as it can make you sick and even kill you. So many of us have spent endless hours of acheiving its magical properties and men have died for it. Yes you may have guessed it............its a verginer. Now those of you who do not speak country that is a womens love pudding spot. The only men not affected by this are gay men who can resist this superpower to the world. Does this make them the stronger breed because they can resist it? No. Because if you think about it they are the same way about a different smellier hole that drives them bonkers *sick*. The moral of the story is that even the strongest war torn third world country soilder with no money or friends will kill for a slice of the female booty. Is this what makes us men or what makes us fucking retarded. You be the judge of that since without this powerfull sweet spot the women holds none of us would be married so who trully is the greater sex after all???????

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Old 05-15-2010, 03:10 PM   #1844
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loose weight.....be fit biatches

I am on anoter health kick lately which includes a daily reigment of low carbs and only watching skinny women porn. I personally funded a project where I researched the effects on watching plumper women in porn and it has a direct effect on your own weigt gain. For some reason seeing naked fat women increases your chances of getting bigger. I watched fat porn for two weeks straight for 4 hours a day and I gained 27 pounds. It could be attributed to a back load of seamen since watching fat women sex will cause your nuts to go lame with an inverted erection causing no exit for male ejaculation. It retarded terms that means you can't get off which causes a back load a nut. I am a scientist and I approve this message.

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Old 05-15-2010, 03:50 PM   #1845
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Some chubby chicks are sexy y'know.
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Old 05-17-2010, 02:41 PM   #1846
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chubby yes......morbidly obese......no

So to let other Yellow Brotherhood members that are out there know what cities are covered I have came up with the Yellow hand emblem. We will need to use yellow paint to mark our handprints on buildings, sidewalks, trees, fences......etc. This will allow other members of you are to see these by chance to let their other brothers know that the strentgh is nearby. I implore all of you to mark the yellow hand of power at you choosing and to post the picture of where you decided it to go. I will do the same. With this we will raise awareness to the Yellow Brotherhood and our destiny. It will also raise the awareness of the public so that they can join in the masses.

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Old 05-18-2010, 10:22 AM   #1847
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i am back into the game....

May 10000 Suns be blessed for I almost have my PC repaired so that I can play FF again. As the prophecy was told that a man by the name of dh blessed in the yellow sun would have his fucking mobo and graphics card take out almost every fucking component in his system. It goes on to say that this SOB will continue to pay on the Talos server and that he will become one of the greatest bottom 500 players that this fucking generation has ever seen. I accept this great deal of responsibilityness and all other types of ill shit that somes with it.

VIVA LA YELLOW BROTHERHOOD AND GINERS!!!!!

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Old 05-20-2010, 06:28 AM   #1848
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As my Dr. tells me.......

That I should start focusing my heart and energys into a worthwhile hobby to stay fit. I bring up playing FF more so he said I should experience the sun more and less work. I let him know that I was a follower of the sun and what the Yellow Brotherhood was all about. He acted excitied to come and see the forums to meets its people and to walk through the underbelly of the gaming community. I expained the we were a cross between WoW and Command and Conquer players. I showed him what FF was all about and he wants to read about it hear on the forums. Now my brothers.....you go out and find one person who finds one person who finds another person as the Yellow savior train grows larger into existence. Do be afraid to indoctrinate the youth and the old.

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Old 05-20-2010, 06:35 AM   #1849
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That I should start focusing my heart and energys into a worthwhile hobby to stay fit. I bring up playing FF more so he said I should experience the sun more and less work. I let him know that I was a follower of the sun and what the Yellow Brotherhood was all about. He acted excitied to come and see the forums to meets its people and to walk through the underbelly of the gaming community. I expained the we were a cross between WoW and Command and Conquer players. I showed him what FF was all about and he wants to read about it hear on the forums. Now my brothers.....you go out and find one person who finds one person who finds another person as the Yellow savior train grows larger into existence. Do be afraid to indoctrinate the youth and the old.

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Old 05-20-2010, 11:13 AM   #1850
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i hope to the yellow gods.......

You don't mean what I think you. I mean to me it sounds like you have a real expandable train which will be awesome news for the train community. Good job!!!

As I sit taking a dump I have decided to contact Steam and Gamestop to create am award for the greatest game mod ambassodor. This person will have a bunch of traits that matches me so I will be the one handing the award out and accepting from myself. Who could deny Darkens gift of sunshine to the FF community. Darken really deserves something special and since I is him and he is me that I am glad to announce the winner of the Best Game Mod Ambassador of the century is...............Darken Hellspawn. Thank you everyone for this award. Go world peace.

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Old 05-21-2010, 09:46 PM   #1851
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the human body can hold 18 pounds of feces.....

Or 3 gallons of liquid shit if you spent all night at Bdubs eating hot wings and drinking PBR. That mixture alone with churn your stomach into a mexican cock fighting match where there is nothing left but liquid chicken ooze that smells like beer. I like to occasionally visit these places when the kids have nothing to do and my wife wants to kill me which is everyday. She doesn't understand the yellow brotherhood or why men like staring at other womens breasts. I explained it is like checking out a new car model and you want to nibble on its headlights. That didn't go over so well but hey......the truth hurts. Speak your mind and shit while you talk.

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Old 05-22-2010, 05:05 PM   #1852
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its about that time again.....

For the most part I have stayed within the confines of my thread dedicated to my yellow brethren. I have decided that it is that time again to spread out and to become more involved with other threads. Think of it as a gift from me that I bring my yellow gift to everyone I meet. It is also time for the color wars to start up again where leaders must be chosen to come up against the brotherhoods of FF greatness. It is time that we remember our leaders of the past and we keep them in mind as we fight our way to victory. We are so strong after these many years of lying dormant to come out all at the same time in unison to claim what is rightly ours.......will you fight for it?????

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Old 05-26-2010, 06:15 AM   #1853
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the yellow sun was out today.......

and even though I love it because it is yellow and our number one Yellow entity in the Brotherhood I still have a few issues with it. Nothing else brings out hot women in skimpy clothing other the sun or a fucking Neil Diamond concert. My problem is that it gets two fucking hot in the midwest because of it. Not heat hot but humidity hot. Nothing I like more then to swim walk to work out of my car since it is fuking 80 percent humidity and I am soaking wet. Swimming in open air sucks because of swamp ass and nut sweat. At least at a pool you can jump in to wash those out. That is why I am starting a collection charity called STHITM or Stop the Humidity in the Midwest. With your money we can beat this problem back like the leeves did to the hurricane Katrina. You will also receive a free sponge to keep in your draws to soak up the unnattractive oder and smell and a small wash cloth which both will be yellow. If we can stop humidity I am willing to move to other causes such as messless chetos with no orange after hands and pussy flavored doritios. Not to be a sexist pig I will also fight for dick tasting doritos that I will attend to personally out their to keep the women at bay. I love them with my whole heart but is it still bad for me to want to take their right to vote back???

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Old 05-26-2010, 08:53 PM   #1854
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Makkin Me Rich.......

So basically with the help of the Yellow light I have found out the secret to stopping the bloodshed in Israel. It is genius to say so myself but the reason why the muslims are so mad all of the time enough to kill people is because of PORK!!! You might be pissed off as well if you couldn't eat sausage, bacon, ham, pork chops, pigs feet, snout and head cheese. To not have that salty goodness in your mouth would cause catostrophic body and mind failure. Since I won't be able to get the crazy SOB's to eat pork I need to change what pork is. NO HE FUKING DIDN'T!!! OH YES I DID!!! We need to genetically alter pigs to be born with no hooves, curly tail, or snout and by these contraints they start to eat pork and their anger goes away the the fat from bacon out of their asses. I just saved the fucking world and it feels GREATTTTT. Discuss.

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Old 05-28-2010, 08:17 PM   #1855
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"If you have been forsaken by an advisory, remember to turn the other cheek for he is an asshole of great magnitude" - The Great Yellow Book Page 894 Section 13.
how exactly is someone forsaken by an advisory?
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Old 05-29-2010, 02:46 AM   #1856
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Old 05-29-2010, 05:26 AM   #1857
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Yes this thread is in a completely different dimension and DH is simply a vessel used for communication between the two. I do believe some language barriers will remain throughout the assimilation of this planet by the Yellow Brotherhood. But you needn't worry yourself with such simple matters and submit to our will.
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Old 05-30-2010, 03:05 AM   #1858
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to my Yellow Brother R00Ki3

You hit the nail on the head. I am but a mere simple communication tool between the Yellow Brotherhood and the sun. I am one of the strings between the two empty cups. I am here to spread the yellow love to all whose glory will inherit the earth. Not because we asked for it but because it is in our destiny as the Royal bloodline of England. We have watched the failures of mankind as a whole and it is time for the Yellow Brotherhood to be the overseers. It is time for us to be th guardians of light and the rulers of this very world you walk on today.

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except for taking the biggest shit of my life....

It was an normal day thât I decided to pen a letter to President Obama to invite him to a sitdown to discuss the Yellow Brotherhood. I think he needs to know that someday the reigns of government will need to be turned over to us. I am sure he will be okay with it since he as others hath known about the prophecy for some time now. The Catholic church had its Divinci code as the Yellow Brotherhoods mystery was interwoven into Eurotrip. Sure there wasn't Tom Hanks but fuck him anyways. I am still pissed he got the part in the movie "Big" instead of Carl Weathers. Always kicking a black man down. Regardless soon the white house will painted Yellow and we brothers will celebrate like it is 1999.

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well i am offically fucking broke....

I invested my life savings into buying the movie rights for Kazaam 2. Shaq had turned me down so I went with Gary Coleman to play the part and we have already been shooting for six months. Now I need to replace Gary but Webster won't give me a callback since I threw up on him at a Hannah Montana after party and called him a little bitch. I tried to get the guy from Fantasy island "da plane" but he has been dead for awhile now. It seems like my choices now left I'm my rolodex are Henry Winkler and the guy who played Corky on Life Goes Only". Hollywood is a bitch.

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