Things have been movin' along smoothly with nary the time for us to acknowledge our adoring public -- and yet here we are with a fresh installment of paparazzi intrusions into our inner sanctum.

Defrag, a consummate professional (and lovable anal retentive crackhead), had some trouble parting with these images of his version of Push, but thanks to someone breaking into his mansion and pulling a "Pam and Tommy Lee sex tape"-esque robbery we finally got him to show some skin:


As is often the case with fickle stars covetous of the limelight, decs leaked word of his lascivious encounter with sev to E! (who promptly did a tasteful 2 hour special):


Sooner renounce his Scientologist faith than be outdone, Fooley_Cooley struck with his so-called "nuke-u-lar option" and eschewed even skin:


As always, folks, there's a whole cornucopia of clandestine tabloid shots in our bustling media section -- including the two previously exclusive scout poses from the HL Fallout interview. Also, look for dev. journal activity in the coming days as Schtoofa returns from his east-coast jaunt.