Wait, daddy, no, come on.. put it down. I didn't mean it, ok, it was just a goof.

So, where did jon go? I bet he went to that rootbeer orgy over there near the waterfall. That's just a guess though, because when I was at the "Orgy by the Falls 2005" I saw him playin' roulette.

Anywho, I know that you've all been hiring those damn paparazzi people to come chase me down so that you can get a glimpse of what I've been doing for the past few weeks, but let me just tell you that I found the cure all for my problems at the bottom of every empty beer can I've thrown away since sometime in early May.

If any of you from Texas found yourself floating down the Guadalupe over Memorial Day weekend.. I was the naked guy that was being arrested for trying to reenact that scene from... Well nevermind. Goin' down the river was always fun before, but it's so much more fun when your coolers are full of beer. So, what does this have to do with the progress of the maps Jon and I were working on? Good question, Aguado..

I won't be able to get back to working on them until next week when I find myself back on campus, but Jon has been working on them lately. We keep starting new maps and all of that, but the real problem is with all of the miscreants who keep trying to take my kids away because they seem to think I was serious when I wagered my family against their 14 kilos of cocaine on that crazy day of March poker fun.