Developer Journal: trepid_jesse
Posted 1 decade ago Map Design
What're you stealing boxes for? You tryin' to build a club house?
Umm, Kenneth isn't a real god damn viking. I expect all people in Norway to be ready, but what kind of non-viking Norwegian parents you gotta have to call you Kenneth?
See, Sindre's parents got it right, he could get on a boat right now, sail to the UK, and burn down the whole country cause that's what vikings do, and he's a real viking. That's what "Sindre" means in Norwegian, "I'm a god damn viking." He told me, and by told me, I mean when Sindre and Kenneth-the-not-so-viking get on vendrilldo, they speak some crazy ass funny shit, and it's funny shit to listen to, but they also speak English. How many English speakin' mofuggas speak Norwegian? That's right, zero.
Let's not forget Tommy, he lives in Sweden, and umm he spoke for the first time in Vendrilldo the other day, and ummm... you know those people that are like 18 feet tall, and they have giantly misshaped heads? He's got one of their voices. So, he's either a giant, or he umm, I dunno, but when he talked it was like I finally knew what the devil's voice sounded like.
The point, damn it, is that without these 3 people you would all... be playin' FF with HL2 content. Seriously, Tommy makes insane ass textures, and they're gonna be why cz2 is so much more awesome cause, we've almost got it down to no HL2 content. The only HL2 content in there right now is some random ass props, but all of the textures are FF textures, and they're all bonerific.
And then Sindre and Kenneth get together and orgy it up on props, which is awesome. There's so much custom content in FF, and it rules ass.
Y'all should just not even worry about usin' those materials that were floatin' around awhile back, cause... yeah, there's no point, cause when y'all get FF, there's so many textures to use cause Tommy rules.
Oh, and Sindre had made some textures awhile back that ruled, too. He just... had made like 30 textures and shit, annnnnnd yeah, it's awesome. Well, it's awesome after trying to explain to his Viking ass the importance of usin' non jacked up dimensions for shit.
If these 3 guys would just get on a damn plane and come to America, they would be rich. Just... from entering into America. Well, Sindre would be rich before that because real ass vikings don't take no shit, and he'd take everyone's shit while on the plane.
Ducks eat for free at Subway.
View all developer journals Umm, Kenneth isn't a real god damn viking. I expect all people in Norway to be ready, but what kind of non-viking Norwegian parents you gotta have to call you Kenneth?
See, Sindre's parents got it right, he could get on a boat right now, sail to the UK, and burn down the whole country cause that's what vikings do, and he's a real viking. That's what "Sindre" means in Norwegian, "I'm a god damn viking." He told me, and by told me, I mean when Sindre and Kenneth-the-not-so-viking get on vendrilldo, they speak some crazy ass funny shit, and it's funny shit to listen to, but they also speak English. How many English speakin' mofuggas speak Norwegian? That's right, zero.
Let's not forget Tommy, he lives in Sweden, and umm he spoke for the first time in Vendrilldo the other day, and ummm... you know those people that are like 18 feet tall, and they have giantly misshaped heads? He's got one of their voices. So, he's either a giant, or he umm, I dunno, but when he talked it was like I finally knew what the devil's voice sounded like.
The point, damn it, is that without these 3 people you would all... be playin' FF with HL2 content. Seriously, Tommy makes insane ass textures, and they're gonna be why cz2 is so much more awesome cause, we've almost got it down to no HL2 content. The only HL2 content in there right now is some random ass props, but all of the textures are FF textures, and they're all bonerific.
And then Sindre and Kenneth get together and orgy it up on props, which is awesome. There's so much custom content in FF, and it rules ass.
Y'all should just not even worry about usin' those materials that were floatin' around awhile back, cause... yeah, there's no point, cause when y'all get FF, there's so many textures to use cause Tommy rules.
Oh, and Sindre had made some textures awhile back that ruled, too. He just... had made like 30 textures and shit, annnnnnd yeah, it's awesome. Well, it's awesome after trying to explain to his Viking ass the importance of usin' non jacked up dimensions for shit.
If these 3 guys would just get on a damn plane and come to America, they would be rich. Just... from entering into America. Well, Sindre would be rich before that because real ass vikings don't take no shit, and he'd take everyone's shit while on the plane.
Ducks eat for free at Subway.