Developer Journal: trepid_jesse
Posted 2 decades ago Map Design
See weird things driving. I've never understood log trucks. Sometimes you'll be out on the highway you'll see two big giant trucks each loaded up with logs and they'll pass each other on the highway. I don't understand that. I mean, if they need logs over there, and they need'em over there -- you think a phone call would save a whole lot of trouble.
You had logs? But I was told to... Gotta order for'em: logs, brings logs. That's what I did, I brought the logs.
Where.. wait, it's.. huh, is this the naked place?
Focus.
Workin' on cz2 is fun cause makin' completely useless and arbitrary brushwork is fun. We made these cool ass iris door type things. Iris as in, it's like.. there's 16 pieces and it's a circle and they all open at the same time and the gators come out and rip your face off at the family reunion. New guy is in the corner pukin' his guts out. GAHHHHHH GAHHHHHH All because you wanted to save a couple extra pennies. The door probably won't make it into cz2 cause, well, cause it just ain't fittin' the theme of what's goin' on down at the Orgyplex 9000. Have you been there? It's pretty intense. See, I first went down there with my grandma and it turns out she's the 1962 Orgyplex 6000 champion. See, it was only at 6000 back then, so, we're movin' up to meet Choda boy later.
Oh yeah, and we got 2 texture artists now, 2.. 2 cars in every garage, but one of them is still in Jamaica, right near da beach, BOY-E!
One of our animators is all busy with class and stuff, which is really just an excuse to find more time to play Call of Duty. Oh yeah, we see you on Xfire.. busted man, you're busted, give me back sandwich, too.
When when you walk into a public restroom, why is everything freakin' wet? I'll tell you why, Rumplestiltskin. Rumplestiltskin's a good guy, and so are all of you.
O&A SATELLITE RADIO XM 202!
Seriously, the attack on the media is gonna take place when I go home for the holidays. Tell your friends, I mean, you could have a beaver in tow?
If anyone can spot all the references in this dev journal, I'll leak FF to you, ok, I'll leak it right down your throat.
View all developer journals You had logs? But I was told to... Gotta order for'em: logs, brings logs. That's what I did, I brought the logs.
Where.. wait, it's.. huh, is this the naked place?
Focus.
Workin' on cz2 is fun cause makin' completely useless and arbitrary brushwork is fun. We made these cool ass iris door type things. Iris as in, it's like.. there's 16 pieces and it's a circle and they all open at the same time and the gators come out and rip your face off at the family reunion. New guy is in the corner pukin' his guts out. GAHHHHHH GAHHHHHH All because you wanted to save a couple extra pennies. The door probably won't make it into cz2 cause, well, cause it just ain't fittin' the theme of what's goin' on down at the Orgyplex 9000. Have you been there? It's pretty intense. See, I first went down there with my grandma and it turns out she's the 1962 Orgyplex 6000 champion. See, it was only at 6000 back then, so, we're movin' up to meet Choda boy later.
Oh yeah, and we got 2 texture artists now, 2.. 2 cars in every garage, but one of them is still in Jamaica, right near da beach, BOY-E!
One of our animators is all busy with class and stuff, which is really just an excuse to find more time to play Call of Duty. Oh yeah, we see you on Xfire.. busted man, you're busted, give me back sandwich, too.
When when you walk into a public restroom, why is everything freakin' wet? I'll tell you why, Rumplestiltskin. Rumplestiltskin's a good guy, and so are all of you.
O&A SATELLITE RADIO XM 202!
Seriously, the attack on the media is gonna take place when I go home for the holidays. Tell your friends, I mean, you could have a beaver in tow?
If anyone can spot all the references in this dev journal, I'll leak FF to you, ok, I'll leak it right down your throat.